Andreas isn’t a deep thinker and his customer service skills are lacking, he needs a player card.
Andreas The Corporate Noise BoxVolatility. Extreme(150)
QB Style. Ostrich head in hole
Solecismic. Exremely Low (1)
40yd dash. Quick to lock threads(100)
Bench. Can’t remove himself from toilet(1)
Agility. Great Back Pedal(100)
Broad Jump. Great at Jumping to Conclusions(12.5ft)
Position Drill. Always out of Position (0)
Developed. Preschool(1)
Loyalty. To the Almighty Dollar(100)
Wants winner. (0)
Leadership. Foot is always in mouth(8)
Intelligence. Not playing with full deck (33)
Personality. Always right: Red Flag: Red Card: Pinocchio Nose
Popularity. In Prison. Don’t Drop Soap (9)
Attitude. Hateful. Doesn’t Work and Play Well With Others.